030 - Christian Cliches - Part I

Episode Title: Christian Clichés - Part I

Episode Description:

Guest: N/A

What Are You Drinking: Hoppy Red (Samuel Adams), Carson's Brewery Eville Wheat and Upland Brewing Company's Oktoberfest

Into The Newsfeed: 

Giant Pandas Are No Longer Endangered

Man squats down, poos in supermarket, then steals tissue from shelf to clean up

Dogs can actually understand what humans are saying, study says

A Rhode Island man opened fire on his neighbours home this week using corn cobs and a home made potato gun

Fat Pasterds: Rating system - White Girls

Krispy Kreme: Krispy Juniors - Pumpkin Spice (Matt - 3.5, Matt - 4 and Michael - 2.5)

Further Up, Further In (FUFI): Based on an article entitled 10 Cliches Christians Should Stop Saying the Pasterds discuss the following Christian clichés and provide constructive alternatives:
 * Everything happens for a reason (Altrnative: Terrible things happen in this world which have no explaination)
 * God needed another angel (Alternative: I will stand with you any way I can)
 * God never gives us more than we can handle (Alternative: Is there anything I can do to help ease your suffering / Michael's dumb ass alternative: When life gives you lemon make lemonade and when life gives you shit... I don't know the rest)
 * But for the grace of God, there go I (Alternative: How can I use my privilege to increase the lives of others)
 * I must be living right (They didn't bother with a hashtag, just went off on one about how people go on about how blessed they are and that God doesn't give a shit about your parking space)

Feedback: Nathan Miller West - @NAMWAYdesign, Nick Wallace - NickWallace1982, Wendy McConnell - @wkmcconnell and Joshua Casey - @thejmcasey

Alternate Hashtags: 

Brad - #goodfourandahalfinches, #wishithadmorecream, #michaelisahomeschoolhero, #dodgedacob, #sugarcoatedassholes and #marinatingmeatpuppets

Matt - #michaelsfourinches, #whatareyouputtinginyourmouth, #giantballofuseless, #talkshittomydog and #michaelsamericandream

Michael - #ihatemikemyers, #pandashavingsex, #notendangeredjustvulnerable, #thesmellofbooks, #lowteirnerds, #sugarcoatedassholes, #godmarinatingmeatpuppets and #freakingyamholes

Fan Hashtags: N/A

Final Hashtag: #notendangeredjustvulnerable

Just The Tip Of The Week: Every Rose Has Its Thorn - Poison